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[momchester]

Hey, it's Mary. If you have this number, then I guess you know what to do.

[Beep beep, motherfucker.]

Comments

delivery; some date

[itistolaugh]

[ Left at ... the door of their shitty motel room? On their car? Where even are they

LEFT SOMEWHERE: a six pack of beer and a handmade card reading "Sorry I banged your husband - HQ" ]

[text]

[failedparenting]

so I've been thinking about it a lot

what if I got a motorcycle for an early birthday present to myself

[text]

[momchester]

with wheels or the hover kind?

[failedparenting]

WHEELS

a bike without wheels is useless baby

[momchester]

shit, you might have trouble. i can't remember the last time i saw a normal non-hover car

Voice

[dun_moch]

Hello, Mary. I hope you have been well.

[Aren't you just thrilled to hear this voice again, Mary?]

Voice

[momchester]

Super.

[So. Thrilled. Gritted-teeth level thrilled.]

Voice

[dun_moch]

[The most pleasant, courteous voice you've ever heard:]

How lovely to hear.

I don't suppose you have been following the ongoing elections for the Maurtia Falls Ambassador?

Voice

[momchester]

Listen, Count, if you're gonna try to make me vote for Edd, we might need to talk about your choice of candidates.

Voice

[dun_moch]

[A chuckle without mirth.]

Mister Tollett? I think not. I have another candidate in mind who deserves your support.

[momchester]

[Naturally. Ah, well, the guy's financing her Fight Club, the least she can do is hear Dracula out.]

I kind of figured.

So, who're we talking?

[Please don't say the vampire.]

[dun_moch]

Dio Brando, the lawyer. It is in all our interests that his platform emerge victorious.

[Sorry Mary, it's the vampire.]